I make no apologies for my lack of posting as of late. Enjoy these vids.
Harrison Ford is old.
WTF?
I hate cops.
Dwight Howard is a beast. NBA Dunk Contest spoiler alert!
BONUS VID: "Sharking" is apparently all the rage in Europe. Funny, a little disturbing and a lot NSFW.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Links: Video Post
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Labels: The Links
Friday, February 1, 2008
Escape Goat Compliation
Posted by The Birdman at 9:00 AM 0 comments
Labels: ESPN is the Devil, Guaranteed Funny, NFL, Watch Sporting Events On Mute
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Mandatory Super Bowl Hype Post
Can't say I didn't see this coming. Now that the Giants have reached the Super Bowl, an unnamed Giants player said what we're all thinking: the team is better off without Tiki Barber. I have to agree. Not that think too highly of the Giants' success, but I just think Tiki Barber is a douchebag. My friend The Great Benzino hates Eli Manning the most, but Tiki Barber is the (former) Giant that really grinds my gears. Of course the Giants are better without him. Each year, the Super Bowl features a team (or two) that has gotten hot at the end of the year and through the playoffs. You can do that without team chemistry and you can't have team chemistry with some asshole making his impending retirement bigger than the team. Hell, even scary old Tom Coughlin lightened up after Tiki left.
I'd still like to know who this unnamed player is...
Posted by The Birdman at 3:06 PM 0 comments
Labels: Douchebags, NFL, Super Bowl Hype
Guaranteed Funny, Vol. 3
Pretty funny story here. It vaguely reminds me of the stuff Tucker Max used to write. Enjoy.
[Why Don't We Get Drunk And Blog]
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Labels: Girls, Guaranteed Funny
The Great Benzino, Finalmente!!!
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Labels: NFL, The Great Benzino's Picks
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Need Some More Reasons To Hate ESPN?
Here's a good article detailing the trouble with talent over in Bristol. Be sure to visit all the links in the story for more juicy details.
[Radar Magazine]
Posted by The Birdman at 9:32 PM 0 comments
Labels: Douchebags, ESPN is the Devil
Douchebag Of The...Year?...2000 And Beyond?
You may remember this douchebag from the SEA-PIT Super Bowl where he ran his mouth a lot and then failed to produce more than a large steaming turd on the field for the actual game. Apparently, there is a little more to him than that. It's hard to believe one person can get himself into this much shit:
[Seattle Times]
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Labels: Batshit Insanity, Douchebags, NFL
Erin Andrews Is Really Hot
Posted by The Birdman at 9:18 PM 1 comments
Labels: Girls
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Do Not Click On This Link!
Do not click on this link. Just don't do it. Please. It's Britney Spears. I know, I know. Just don't look at this, ok? Don't look. Don't click.
Posted by The Birdman at 1:14 PM 0 comments
Douchebag Of The Week: Philip Rivers
I know a lot of people are pulling for a Chargers upset on Sunday, but it's hard to root for the Bolts when this guy is off talking shit to opposing fans after getting knocked out of the game. I think Big Daddy Drew put it best:
But the yelling at Indy fans really puts the cherry on the sundae. A QB is supposed to be the cool, calm, collected leader the team takes its cues from. But this asshole, WHO WASN'T EVEN ON THE FIELD FOR THE WINNING SCORE, spent the last few moments of the game not celebrating with teammates, but bragging about the win to a bunch of fatass Indy fans in the stands. What. A. Douche.
[Deadspin]
Philip Rivers, you are our inaugural Douchebag of the Week! You are more than deserving of this week's prize: your own fake (but hilarious) MySpace page! Congratulations. And try to keep it within 3 touchdowns on Sunday.
UPDATE: Thanks for proving our case, Phil.
Deadspin: Philip Rivers Would Rather You Not Have Sex
UPDATE PART DEUX: Looks like we're not the only ones feeling P-Riv's doucheyness. Here, read the Still Awesome tale of the tape on Philly Phil along with a great video montage.
Still Awesome: Punch In The Face Friday: Philip Rivers
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Labels: Douchebags, NFL
Thursday, January 17, 2008
College Hoops: January Madness
Apparently, it's never too early to try and predict which teams will make the NCAA Tournament. With about half of the season left on the schedule (not to mention conference tournaments), we are starting to see who's for real and who's not. The probable number one seeds (UNC, Memphis, Kansas and UCLA) seem to have separated themselves from the pack. I don't see either of those teams entering the Tournament with more than 2 losses, or 3 at the very maximum. My top four bubble teams are: Florida, UMass, Cal and Kent St. Here's what these guys think:
College Hoops Journal: Dancing On The Bubble
ESPN: Bracketology
CNNSI: Magic Eight
Ken Pomeroy: Latest RPI Rankings
Bracketology 101: Latest Bracket
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Labels: College Basketball
Sunday Winnerz
If you were like me and doubled up on the Pack last week, you should have money to play with this week. However, if you were like me and got lost in the midweek shuffle of Johnny Walker Black and falling for the Tyler Gayborough hype (-11.5) you need a comeback game. Here you go...
Pack -7 BEST BET!!!!!!!!!
Reason: The Pack is going to the SB. The Pack is winning the SB. I still hate Eli Manning, and he is not going to know what hit him when KGB blindsides him in the first quarter. Over/Under for Manning fumbles in this game is 3.5, any takers???
Chargers +14
Posted by The Great Benzino at 9:44 AM 1 comments
Prepare To Be Amazed!
As if you didn't already think this guy was crazy, check out his psycho Scientology video. EDIT: The video has been taken off of YouTube, but you can still see it here. UPDATE: Yea. There's more.
It's a little long, but boy is it freaky. I don't even know what the hell he is talking about half the time. The legend of Crazy Tom Cruise continues...and to think, this guy played some of the best, most badass characters of our generation. I guess it just goes to show that they call them 'actors' for a reason. Let's observe Tom on his journey into Crazy Town, shall we?
...and this might be pre-Crazy Town, but this MTV skit with Ben Stiller as "Tom Crooze" is a classic!
Posted by The Birdman at 8:50 AM 2 comments
Labels: Batshit Insanity, Douchebags
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The Links: The Ultimate In Lazy-Blogging
There are so many great links out there today, so why should I try to put a list together that is any better than these? Enjoy.
Deadspin: The Real Cheesehead Church
The Big Lead: The Roundup
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Labels: The Links
Now the Mall has a Friend...
This move baffles me. Minor League teams should be in rural areas and not soooo close to a Major Metropolis. Macon, Columbus, or Augusta would have been much better for the State’s Economy.
The Braves can’t even fill Turner field, and this will subtract from their subpar attendance levels even more.
The only good thing is that when players go on a rehab stint, i.e. Chipper 4 times a year, you will be able to see them in a more intimate environment.
This is a waste of money.
Posted by The Great Benzino at 4:30 PM 0 comments
Labels: MLB
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Big D's Stocks and Sports
For those of you invested in GRGR patiently awaiting audited financials, rest assured oil prices continue to rise and the Euro remains strong against the dollar and I expect solid growth in 2008. Stay long and stay strong.
Insider NFL playoff play: G-men over Cowboys moneyline. Bank!!!
Posted by Big D at 10:03 PM 2 comments
Labels: Big D's Picks, Stocks
Friday, January 11, 2008
The Great Benzino Awakens!
After a long winter's nap and relatively successful picking of the College Exhibition games the Great Benzino has returned for the Final No Fun League games of the season. After all, he is damn near perfect in all posts picked on this site.
This week:
Pack -7.5
Reason: Farve does not lose in Prime Time. Farve does not lose at the Frozen Tundra. Farve does not lose in the playoffs. Farve does not lose.
This is my best bet of the week and you should take it to the Bank!!
JAX +13
Reason: 13 points is waaaaaay to much in a playoff game...even against the Patriots. The Jags will use their solid running game to keep the ball away from Brady and keep it close.
Colts -9
Reason: Manning wants another ring and he will win at all costs. The Chargers are soft and Harrison is back in the Line-Up where the Colts are 4-0.
Cowboys -7.5
Reason: I hate Eli Manning.
ALSO: Love this Prop Bet......Packers 37/4 to win SB!!!!
Posted by The Great Benzino at 11:06 AM 0 comments
Labels: Great Benzino Picks, NFL
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Best Website Ever, Vol. 1
Careful shot selection seems to be a lost art in the NBA (along with the mid-range jumper, or so I hear). If you've ever watched an NBA game, this should be no surprise to you. According to this blogger, no one does it worse than Larry Hughes. I am sure there are some good statistical support in there somewhere, but I like this page for the pictures and captions. Well done. Great url too!
[Hey Larry Hughes Please Stop Taking So Many Bad Shots]
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Labels: Best Website Ever, The NBA Sucks